From Twitter 02-14-2011

• 11:53:51: Damn you, red grapefruit juice! Why must you be so medication-absorbingly delicious?
  
• 12:03:29: @WheelofFortune Solve PLAYING MONOPOLY
  
• 21:34:51: Beliebers: "Stop hating on Justin!" (Esperanza Spalding wins Grammy instead of Justin) Beliebers: "We hate you, Esperanza!"
  
• 21:59:11: LOL! RT @the_gman I renamed the hard drive on my computer 'That Ass' so now once a month my computer asks me if I want to back that ass up.
  
• 22:45:45: My Sub-Level 03 "Covert Operation Tour" DVD/CD arrived today. I was in the audience for this concert! @SL0tweet
  
• 23:43:25: Total calories: 1,700. I haven't been snoring during the 2 nights I recorded myself. I hope my weight loss has helped in that regard.
  
• 23:44:03: RT @notatooter: Job outsourcing to hire workers at drastically lower wages is just another form of slavery.
  It's that simple and slavery ...
  

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From Twitter 02-13-2011

• 07:01:39: Looking forward to vacation http://j.mp/elMmVf
  
• 07:45:57: Feeling a bit blah this morning. Looking forward to my upcoming trip to Texas. #TFF2011
  
• 07:53:22: See you guys there! RT @Colin_Whitepaw Who all is going to Furry Fiesta? @SpykePine and I will be there together! <3 :3 #TFF2011
  
• 13:56:16: RT @FurryFiesta: You've asked for it, now you've got it! The Furry Fiesta 2011 daily events schedule is now online! http://is.gd/impYXC
  
• 14:43:32: RT @BigBley: Best Barbershop name of all time. http://twitpic.com/3zgsvc
  
• 23:16:07: Total calories: 1,980. The extra hours I'll be putting in at KRCC over the next 2 weeks will be like a vacati0n before my actual vacati0n.
  

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From Twitter 02-12-2011

• 18:31:07: I once dreamed Dick Cheney had been knocked out & woke up thinking he was Elvis. Instead of Hail Columbia, he was introduced w/ C.C. Ryder.
  
• 18:37:27: Aw, there's NOh! Pawpets tonight! I had e-mailed them a list of fortune cookie messages I had saved for the "In Bed" game.
  
• 21:31:04: Total calories: 1,800. I don't know if I have ADD or I just get distracted too easily.
  

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From Twitter 02-11-2011

• 10:43:28: RT @bucktowntiger: TGIF: Thank Goodness I'm Furry! Retweet if you're thankful to be a part of the #furry fandom. Happy Friday! =^_^=
  
• 16:12:42: I won a ribbon in Table Topics today!
  
• 17:28:01: Don't worry, laptop. I'm not replacing you. I'm just using the new laptop as a backup and for travel until I can get you repaired.
  
• 17:28:55: RE my last Tweet: My new laptop arrived today, along with my caffeine soap.
  
• 18:55:29: My tax refund this year will be just shy of $1,000. I'll get $882 from the federal return and $114 from the state return.
  
• 19:35:39: Friday the "13th" http://j.mp/hdwG6m
  
• 21:42:55: Total calories: 1,931. Someone brought some jalapeno and cheddar bread to work to share yesterday. It was so good, I bought a loaf today.
  

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From Twitter 02-10-2011

• 11:06:12: My flight to SLC in 2 weeks, scheduled to land at 7:49 AM, is listed as "now at 7:29." That'll make it easier to catch connecting flight.
  
• 11:52:24: RT @jimmykimmel: guys - we've GOT to help Harry Baals http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOU7NthjM6c
  
• 13:54:17: Debbie Does Dallas ... As Soon As Dallas' Viagra Kicks In #seniorporntitles
  
• 13:56:27: My bedroom VCR will play tapes, but the record function no longer works.
  
• 14:31:52: @sorinkat Yup. The one day I want to record on it and I can't!
  
• 22:29:00: Holy crap, holy crap and whew! http://j.mp/fpta6e
  
• 22:35:32: Total calories: 2,050. I managed to avoid diet soda today (although I had a Sugar-Free Rockstar energy drink.)
  

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From Twitter 02-09-2011

• 13:18:19: A new path? http://j.mp/dW7IlT
  
• 14:51:58: The roads in my community are mainly snow-packed instead of icy. Smooth drive to work!
  
• 18:27:16: A restaurant company with customer service openings called me to schedule an interview. Getting hired would be great.
  
• 18:33:24: Dear Department of Labor, just keep playin' those miiind gaaames forever.
  
• 23:03:28: My work shift was (voluntarily) extended today. I was supposed to go until 10 PM, but the shift was stopped around 9:15. Still, another $10.
  
• 23:05:25: I stayed longer for 2 reasons: 1. More money. 2. The supervisor offered to remove half of the strike I got in October for missing a shift.
  
• 23:13:00: Holy crap! RT @KUSADESK A study found that those who drank diet soda every day had a 61% higher risk of having a heart attack/stroke.
  
• 23:59:51: Total calories: 1,840. I need to bring a few things with me to work tomorrow to help cheer me up when I get stressed.
  

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From Twitter 02-08-2011

• 01:00:33: Total calories: 1,880. I ordered a small laptop as a backup until I can get this one fixed. The monitor & Internet connection are acting up.
  
• 12:06:33: @WheelofFortune Solve LIKE A MOTH IN A FLAME
  
• 12:34:37: My work shifts this week, now with 150% more hours! The shifts were expanded from 4 to 6 hours each, so I get a lunch break each day.
  
• 12:46:26: 3-5 inches of snow forecast for today. The rest of the week is supposed to be sunny. Back above freezing by Thursday.
  
• 23:09:32: Total calories: 1,850. Hoping for at least some road ice melting tomorrow. It'll definitely happen Thursday.
  
• 23:52:20: I just ordered a bar of bamboo grass caffeine soap from @contactcaffeine. What goes better with a panda kigurumi than bamboo?
  

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