- 08:17:43: Yo, Somalis, I'm-a let you finish, but Long John Silver was the greatest pirate OF ALL TIME! Happy Int'l Talk Like A Pirate Day!
- 11:49:08: Yarrrrrrr, I burnt me thumb with me soup ... uh, mateys, 'n shit.
- 16:25:40: I thought I had left one of my notepads at work and had it stolen. I found it on my kitchen counter.
- 18:41:13: Seeing video clips of classic toy ads makes me feel depressed for some reason. :(
- 21:11:05: Total calories: 1,960. I almost went over, but I decided to just have water instead of a protein shake an hour ago.
- 21:48:17: RT @Sexstrology Taurus, Virgo, & #Capricorn have a strong business sense & are at their best when earning money / Hear THAT, companies?
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