- 09:46:15: RT @bucktowntiger: TGIF: Thank Goodness I'm Furry! Retweet if you're thankful to be #furry. Happy Friday! =^_^=
- 14:51:13: RT @YUCKYBOT: I really hope handshakes were invented AFTER toilet paper.
- 16:40:57: The total repair bill for my car is $1,938.39. I will only have to pay $500 of it as an insurance deductible.
- 18:03:43: RT @Mangum1: Why watch Jackass in 3D, when I can turn on Jersey Shore and watch Dumbass in 2D #Jersey #fb
- 21:00:43: Popcopy: "A lot of people ask 'Why treat the customer this way?' Why? 'Cause f--k 'em, that's why!" #classicchappelle
- 21:04:19: @ClementineFFox Damn. He says he gets insulted easily, yet he doesn't mind talking trash to others. He's got a good future in politics!
- 21:18:12: RT @Penny_G: @GottaLaff @KeithOlbermann Thanks as always for hearing our anxious voices! Wish MS. @Maddow speed in feeling much better v ...
- 21:22:10: Or Johnny Carson's toilet paper shortage joke. RT @badinplaid737 Worse than the great panic caused by the great angustura bitters shortage.
- 23:18:56: Total calories: 1,854. I'll try to write at least half of a Toastmasters speech in the coming weeks so I can present it in November.
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