From Twitter 05-14-2011

• 11:15:40: RT @jimmycarr: May is National Egg Month and National Asparagus Month. So I guess it’s also National ‘I’d give it 5 minutes before you g ...
  
• 17:16:54: I hate the fact that I can't find a j0b, yet people who clearly don't care about good customer service remain empl0yed.
  
• 17:18:23: I'm having anxiety attacks again. The program I normally listen to to relax is off this week.
  
• 18:51:16: RT @JohnFugelsang: Anybody who keeps catnip, oregano & weed in the same drawer deserves exactly what they get.
  
• 20:38:37: Weekly calorie average: 1,879.9. Days above 2,000 calories: 2 (2,275 and 2,006.)
  
• 20:41:02: RT @JohnFugelsang: a girl asked me to share a violent fantasy so I described FDR bitch-smacking the modern oil industry.
  
• 21:57:35: CNBC is airing a documentary called "Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room." The title sounds a bit sarcastic, like "The Fattest Supermodel."
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 05-13-2011

• 00:39:57: @hwinkler4real Colorado Springs, CO.
  
• 00:59:09: @55seddel I'm awake, but planning to go to bed in a few minutes.
  
• 08:11:50: petition @MarkUdall ENOUGH! End taxpayer subsidies to the oil companies! #BigOil #p2 http://act.ly/3ns RT to sign
  
• 10:09:56: I don't really want to do the things I have to today, and I'm unable to do some of the things I want to do.
  
• 10:15:08: I feel like I'm having a nightmare that I'm unable to wake up from. I'm not asking for much, just another chance to earn a living.
  
• 15:47:43: If In-N-Out Burger ever comes to Colorado, I wonder if the lines will rival the new Texas location (or when Krispy Kreme first opened here.)
  
• 15:55:50: RT @bucktowntiger TGIF: Thank Goodness I'm Furry! #shopcollie @jcollie719
  
• 16:14:59: @WheelofFortune Nosy neighbor
  
• 16:19:35: RT @Late_Show: FRIDAY PREVIEW: @Joan_Rivers is in airline hell and wants to change the name Continental to, um, something else. http://b ...
  
• 16:38:03: News says bin Laden's compound had an "extensive" amount of porn. You thought it was embarassing when your PARENTS burst in during a wank.
  
• 19:45:22: #binladenpornstash Camel-Lot, Debbie Does Delhi, I-Slam-You-Bad, 2 Girls 1 Burqa
  
• 20:05:16: Huckabee's "Reagan Revolution" video shows a black man in a "DISCO" T-shirt robbing kids. That's really an unfair stereotype of disco fans.
  
• 20:59:06: Watching @louisck's aptly-named "Hilarious" special on Comedy Central.
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 05-10-2011

• 13:34:11: #nowplaying Blondie - "Call Me"
  
• 16:41:44: In a period where unemployment is as high as it is, there should be no tolerance for poor customer service and treatment.
  
• 17:06:10: Uh oh, a chocolate-themed episode of "Emeril Live"! *Changes the channel to avoid spoiling diet*
  
• 17:42:44: (Tweet number 4,000!!!) No word yet about the Fort Carson position. Almost time for an orange and black pick-me-up.
  
• 17:47:18: RT @shitmydadsays: "He's a politician. It's like being a hooker. You can't be one unless you can pretend to like people while you're fuc ...
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 05-09-2011

• 00:07:10: Just a little bit longer? http://j.mp/iqjAtk
  
• 14:12:57: RT @rolandsmartin: Amtrak, 15 States Get $2B In High-Speed Rail Money - http://bit.ly/jqF5oy
  
• 15:05:06: I read that Clear Channel bought the company I previously worked for (the one that laid me off in 2008.)
  
• 15:24:22: I sincerely hope tomorrow (or Wednesday) brings me some good news. I'd love for this nightmare to end.
  
• 15:43:50: Weird how Twitter lists Justin Bieber under the People Results for Chaz Bono!
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 05-08-2011

• 06:54:57: #nowplaying Mr. T - "Treat Your Mother Right" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo
  
• 08:05:46: RT @geoff9cow: "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" Milton Berle
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 05-07-2011

• 14:05:32: I'm definitely in a better mood today!
  
• 14:10:32: RT @PimpBillClinton: Take it from me, never, EVER, let a chick blow you with a mouthful of Pop Rocks.
  
• 18:44:45: RT @25thcenturygirl: #whativelearnedfrombirthersandtheteaparty: they will GLEEFULLY resort to name calling when you ask them cogently e ...
  
• 20:37:53: Weekly calorie average: 1,977.1. Days above 2,000 calories: 1 (2,396.) Made note to bring a bottle of water in the car next Friday.
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 05-06-2011

• 11:09:25: @WheelofFortune Truth is stranger than fiction
  
• 11:14:16: I got a good night's sleep last night (finally!)
  
• 14:52:41: Blocked two more unChristian-like Christians. Gandhi was right.
  
• 14:57:42: @pauleberry I'm only saying a small minority of Christians (less than 3%) act that way, not all Christians.
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 05-05-2011

• 02:36:21: I hate when I'm kept awake by feelings of worthlessness. I wish I had someone with me right now.
  
• 04:25:01: I want to sleep. I wish this pain would stop torturing me.
  
• 11:03:19: @WheelofFortune Past the point of no return to sender
  
• 13:22:58: @WheelofFortune Playing to a packed house
  
• 13:57:13: Stay classy, Fox. RT @asherhuey Fox reads list of people that viewers want waterboarded. The list includes Pres. Obama: http://bit.ly/jNMWPh
  
• 14:00:06: The people attacking Obama during the 9/11 victims memorial are just as disgusting as the Westboro folks picketing funerals.
  
• 14:51:56: RT @rolandsmartin: I love how the Trump lovers are buying the "Trump pulled out" BS. Yea, right. He knew he was getting the boot! @dumpd ...
  
• 15:55:02: Owen loves his mama! RT @hatpit Retweet if you #love your Mama
  
• 16:03:01: @WheelofFortune Prime rib with scalloped potatoes
  
• 16:28:13: @bigroopaws *hugs and shows you his paws* Don't sweat any mistakes. We all make them. Don't let them get you down. :)
  
• 17:38:07: RT @LibertyBelle4: MT @Joshua_holland1: Headline: "Man 'high on bath salts' arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat" http://b ...
  
• 19:23:25: I put my mayoral ballot in the mail today.
  
• 20:34:29: RT @OTOOLEFAN: RT @PaulFidalgo: Rent is Too Damn High guy would have looked classy in comparison to this lot. #SCGOPdebate
  
• 20:35:52: #edshow @edshow Maybe Ray Stevens could do an updated version of "Osama, Yo Mama."
  
• 21:57:11: Double-digit countdown and Deer crossing http://j.mp/meN4ci
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 05-04-2011

• 00:17:34: It's a miracle! My laptop didn't disconnect at all from the WiFi tonight. That usually happens at least once on Tuesdays.
  
• 13:03:07: @WheelofFortune Inspirational Teacher
  
• 13:10:34: It seems about 20-30% of Twitterers who put "Christian" or "patriot" in their bios act like neither.
  
• 13:41:49: RT @matthewebel: Like releasing photos of bin Laden's corpse would convince doubters? Hang on, let me fire up photoshop so I can prove I ...
  
• 14:00:56: "These guests my neighbor has over must be huge Native American history buffs. They keep mentioning Geronimo." #OsamaNeighborTweet
  
• 14:04:29: "Pheeew! What did my neighbor have for breakfast? It smells like something died over there." #OsamaNeighborTweet
  
• 14:05:19: "Hey, neighbor? Allah akbar and all that, but I don't need to hear your Backstreet Boys CDs blasting at 2 AM." #OsamaNeighborTweet
  
• 14:32:34: RT @lizzwinstead: How fucked is your life that you are complaning you can't gaze upon what's left of a monsters face. #GhoulPorn #WhatD ...
  
• 15:46:24: RT @ShandiMissUSA: Genius! RT @TheRandomWords: I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks w/ his head but dies when he touches ...
  
• 15:50:33: #sotellmewhy Superman can stand there while bullets bounce off his chest, but he ducks when the bad guy throws the gun at him.
  
• 17:55:03: RT @BriereBear: @lawrence For @SarahPalinUSA to want OBL photos released says she does not TRUST our president and Navy SEALs! Patriot ...
  
• 18:00:01: If a madman falls in the desert and several soldiers were around to see it, will the "deathers" stop making a sound?
  
• 18:01:23: barelylegalcamels.com? RT @realjeffreyross I can't wait to find out what kind of porn was on Osama Bin Laden's computer.
  
• 20:19:14: *Hits rewind and pause on the DVR for 90 seconds, so he can zoom through annoying commercials.*
  
• 21:03:37: RT @naneenoo: .@DumpDTrump Did you know that Trump is a British slang for fart? Looks like those Brits knew what a windbag he was befor ...
  
• 21:09:33: The irony of seeing someone Tweet an uneducated opinion, then seeing his bio state he hopes to return to school one day.
  
• 21:58:23: RT @jazgar: Losing their religion: dissing Navy SEALs is a GOP mistake http://bit.ly/kb7a7e House GOP refuses resolution 2 honor Navy SE ...
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

Game Show History, May

MAY 1
1924: Art Fleming (original Jeopardy! host) born
1987: Blockbusters (NBC) 2nd run ends

MAY 4
1987: Classic Concentration debuts (NBC)

MAY 6
1974: The $10,000 Pyramid moves to ABC

MAY 17
1956: Actor, comedian and 1 vs. 100 host Bob Saget born
1985: The nighttime syndicated version of the original Family Feud aired its last original episode

MAY 20
1919: Actor/comedian George Gobel (regular The Hollywood Squares panelist) born

MAY 21
2004: Announcer Gene Wood (Family Feud, Card Sharks) dies

MAY 22
1910: Announcer Johnny Olson (The Price Is Right, [The] Match Game) born
1967: To Tell The Truth and Password ended their primetime runs on CBS

MAY 23
1958: Comedian and host Drew Carey (The Price Is Right, The Power of 10) born
1986: The Joker's Wild and Tic-Tac-Dough ended their 1970s-1980s syndicated runs.

MAY 25
1898: Bennett Cerf (regular What's My Line? panelist) born
2007: Actor/director Charles Nelson Reilly (regular Match Game panelist) dies

MAY 26
1995: Family Feud (Syndicated, Dawson) airs its last original episode

MAY 27
1994: Ray Combs hosts his final Family Feud episode

MAY 30
1936: Ruta Lee (High Rollers, Hollywood Squares) born
1986: The Nighttime Price Is Right (1985-86) ends

MAY 31
1991: To Tell The Truth (NBC) ends
2001: Actress Arlene Francis (What's My Line? panelist) dies

From Twitter 05-03-2011

• 11:15:40: @WheelofFortune Blind Justice Of The Peace
  
• 12:20:14: Reviews from "guests" at Osama's Abbottabad (doo-doooo-doo-doo-doo!) compound on Google Maps: http://snipurl.com/27sxpn
  
• 13:42:33: @DumaAlexanders Remember to think positive thoughts, like your upcoming move in June. Hope you feel better soon! *hugs*
  
• 14:42:48: A mistyped Spanish Tweet which supposedly said "Sadly, I do not understand English." was translated as "Sadly, I do not understand groin."
  
• 15:09:24: RT @ebertchicago: Memo to Pakistan: The target of our unauthorized raid into your country made an unauthorized raid into ours. See how i ...
  
• 15:17:46: Giddy-Up, Manya's Pony, No Soup For You, and Poppy Peed On My New Sofa with Hello Newman bringing up the rear. #SeinfeldDerbyHorseNames
  
• 15:22:53: The Panties Your Mother Laid Out For You, Marble Rye, Gonorrhea From A Tractor, Master Of The House #SeinfeldDerbyHorseNames
  
• 16:14:44: @WheelofFortune Cinnamon roll up your sleeves
  
• 22:12:58: I bought 2 boxes of appetite-suppression bars: cinnamon roll (1st time) & cocoa chip (tried before.) The cinnamon roll bars are really good.
  
• 22:14:23: Woof! If I'd known the cologne I bought was this strong, I would have only given myself one small spray instead of two big ones.
  
• 23:16:29: RT @rolandsmartin: Why is it an issue that the judge who struck down the ban on gay marriage in California gay? This is pretty stupid
  
• 23:16:40: RT @rolandsmartin: So if a heterosexual judge upheld the ban on gay marriage, would that be an issue? Proponents of the law are shameful ...
  
• 23:16:48: RT @rolandsmartin: Why should a gay judge recuse himself in this case if a heterosexual judge shouldn't recuse himself or herself?
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 05-02-2011

• 00:59:56: @CraigyFerg A great day for the world, as well!
  
• 11:38:03: If chat room drama is a shit storm, Sunday's Radio Unifurse chat was Montezuma's Revenge. There's a reason they say "no politics in chat."
  
• 11:47:26: RT @Joan_Rivers: Everyone is thrilled that bin Laden is dead, except of course the 72 virgins who all just said, "I have a headache."
  
• 11:56:14: Abbottabad, doo doooo doo-doo-doo, Abbottabad, doo doo doo doo, Abbottabad, doo doooo doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo...
  
• 12:17:38: RT @pauleberry: Lots of viruses attached to Bin Laden stuff out there today. Be careful what you click on.
  
• 12:40:11: Via @csindependent The photo making its rounds on the Internet of a dead Osama bin Laden is fake. http://ow.ly/1crX4l
  
• 13:53:32: Snowing again. I know we need the moisture, but could we order some rain instead?
  
• 16:26:35: RT @DaveSFoley: “@Jpadamt: @DaveSFoley navy seals killed laden. Not Obama.” And Bin Laden didn't fly a plane. Leadership matters or it d ...
  
• 16:42:44: Taking a break from the #obl coverage with channel surfing. The "I want my daddy's records!" Sanford & Son episode is on.
  
• 21:08:06: Damn, is Andy high tonight? #beardpocalypse
  
• 21:10:09: RT @ConanOBrien: Yesterday, we took care of one maniac with a beard. Today, Will Ferrell will take care of another. #Beardpocalypse
  
• 21:18:51: RT @JennyErikson: RT @BrentTeichman: Dear Westboro Baptists: We have a funeral you can protest. It's in Pakistan. We'll help you pack... ...
  
• 21:39:09: "You won't find anything shaved in there!" Oh lawd, Will! #beardpocalypse
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 05-01-2011

• 05:48:11: @LadyGrainne I've heard of that station! There's also a KOCK in Walsenburg CO, and an Aspen station was formerly called KCUF.
  
• 06:09:57: RT @NutTheSquirrel: How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
  
• 06:47:34: RT @KeithOlbermann: Up at FOKNews: http://bit.ly/mwYXwo A crash "Photo Of The Day": Katie Jacobs Stanton steals WHCD getting Trump to si ...
  
• 07:03:33: Only thing that would have made the #WHCD #NerdProm more epic would be if Greg Giraldo came back to life. Obama & Seth Meyers did him proud.
  
• 13:00:43: The #WHCD Trump jokes reminded me of the Larry Sanders roast episode where everyone insulted Hank. Difference is I kinda felt sorry for Hank
  
• 13:10:35: "He stutters." Really, Donald? You wouldn't last 10 seconds in a "Yo Mama" competition. #WHCD #Trump Seth Meyers
  
• 14:22:07: Oriental-flavored ramen noodles for lunch. "I'm rammin' noodles here!"
  
• 21:42:21: Wow. A bunch of assholes starting drama in the Pawpet chat tonight.
  
• 21:53:21: RT @daveweigel: Weird RT @Toby_Ziegler: May 1, 1945: Hitler's Death Announced. May 1, 2011: Bin Laden's Death Announced
  
• 21:55:58: RT @stevefullhart: This is not a moment for partisan politics or xenophobia or racism or religious hatred. This is a moment for freedom ...
  
• 21:58:39: RT @bucktowntiger: May 1, 2003 - President George W. Bush said "Mission Accomplished." May 1, 2011 - President Barack Obama got the Miss ...
  
• 21:58:57: RT @notatooter: We can do these things not because of wealth or power but because of who we are: one nation.....with liberty and justice ...
  
• 22:03:26: RT @RadioGeekZack: I don't care if you're left, right or otherwise - Let's all give thanks to our military men & women who got this done ...
  
• 22:06:44: RT @katewarren: I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure - Mark Twain
  
• 22:20:07: RT @GeorgeTakei: My thoughts are with the families of those killed 10 years ago, that they may at last find some peace and resolution.
  
• 22:24:19: #thankyoutroops for everything you've done to protect ALL Americans. The Stars and Stripes do not belong to any political party.
  
• 22:27:17: RT @jesus: Sorry, you're at the wrong gate, Osama.
  
• 22:41:47: LEWWWWWWB! @PoinkCast RT @lizzwinstead LUBE!!!!
  
• 23:12:06: "Paul Reiser Show" would've been a better hiding place! RT @simonsam OMG! Bin Laden has been a regular on NBC's "chuck" for the last 5 yrs!
  
• 23:55:56: RT @GarryShandling: Cheer with the understanding it's about Bin Laden, not all Muslims. That is the lesson to never forget. That
  is a tr ...
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com

From Twitter 04-30-2011

• 14:04:39: RT @ApramaMedia: @rolandsmartin we at dumpthedonald support ur cause, http://t.co/vnwStJN
  
• 14:53:10: More anxiety attacks and random screaming. This is what happens when you lie to a long-time unempl0yed person trying to get a j0b.
  
• 15:08:33: @spam Please shut down @margerywizd9 for spam.
  
• 15:14:18: At least my ankle healed last night. I don't have to limp around today.
  
• 16:39:10: Unfortunately, I'm still having to limp financially. I've come close to wishing I was dead several times.
  
• 17:18:40: No one? Thanks a lot.
  
• 17:20:47: @anthroguy101 Thank you. I hope they will, too.
  
• 17:23:22: Sorry about complaining on here. Sometimes I feel horrible because no companies have hired me full-time yet.
  
• 20:30:36: I just got home and found I forgot to take my evening medication. No wonder I felt so horrible earlier. Sorry to anyone I bitched at. <3
  
• 20:37:52: Well, he DOES have a great relationship w/them! RT @ktumulty: See what I mean? #whcd #nerdprom #trumpsuckupwatch http://plixi.com/p/97559359
  
• 20:43:55: Weekly calorie average: 1,947.4. Days over 2,000 calories: 2 (2,215 and 2,151.)
  
• 21:08:39: Now that Obama's released his birth certificate, maybe Trump can release that bug from his ass. #nerdprom #whcd
  
• 23:02:24: I just found out from a co-worker's friend that two public radio stations in Colorado have the call letters KBUT and KHOL.
  
• 23:03:36: Correction: KHOL is actually in Wyoming.
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com