From Twitter 05-13-2011

• 00:39:57: @hwinkler4real Colorado Springs, CO.
  
• 00:59:09: @55seddel I'm awake, but planning to go to bed in a few minutes.
  
• 08:11:50: petition @MarkUdall ENOUGH! End taxpayer subsidies to the oil companies! #BigOil #p2 http://act.ly/3ns RT to sign
  
• 10:09:56: I don't really want to do the things I have to today, and I'm unable to do some of the things I want to do.
  
• 10:15:08: I feel like I'm having a nightmare that I'm unable to wake up from. I'm not asking for much, just another chance to earn a living.
  
• 15:47:43: If In-N-Out Burger ever comes to Colorado, I wonder if the lines will rival the new Texas location (or when Krispy Kreme first opened here.)
  
• 15:55:50: RT @bucktowntiger TGIF: Thank Goodness I'm Furry! #shopcollie @jcollie719
  
• 16:14:59: @WheelofFortune Nosy neighbor
  
• 16:19:35: RT @Late_Show: FRIDAY PREVIEW: @Joan_Rivers is in airline hell and wants to change the name Continental to, um, something else. http://b ...
  
• 16:38:03: News says bin Laden's compound had an "extensive" amount of porn. You thought it was embarassing when your PARENTS burst in during a wank.
  
• 19:45:22: #binladenpornstash Camel-Lot, Debbie Does Delhi, I-Slam-You-Bad, 2 Girls 1 Burqa
  
• 20:05:16: Huckabee's "Reagan Revolution" video shows a black man in a "DISCO" T-shirt robbing kids. That's really an unfair stereotype of disco fans.
  
• 20:59:06: Watching @louisck's aptly-named "Hilarious" special on Comedy Central.
  

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