From Twitter 01-13-2011

• 00:11:36: Total calories: 1,697. Watching a few videos to relax myself before bed.
  
• 00:45:09: I thought Black Mamba was in the TTs because Wildboyz was playing on MTV2. (Jaws theme) dun-DUN-dun-DUN-dun-DUN (slap) Black Mamba!
  
• 00:54:59: RT @BorowitzReport: Asked to use "blood libel" in a sentence, Palin said, "When you hunt a moose, blood libel to pour out of it."
  
• 16:33:18: My 30 Days abstinence chip from Overeaters Anonymous. http://twitpic.com/3pqyyi
  
• 16:34:10: Back of 30 Days chip http://twitpic.com/3pqz7t
  
• 19:59:34: I Am Salami #FridgeFilms
  
• 20:00:50: Hawaiian Punchline #FridgeFilms
  
• 20:07:37: According to the new Zodiac system, I'd go from a Capricorn to a Sagittarius. My dad (a Sagittarius) would become the new Ophiuchus sign.
  
• 21:17:15: RT @TuckerWanna: RT @COLORADODREW: Just saw a Prius driver toss a cigarette butt out the window? #Hypocrite >>> that would've b ...
  
• 21:33:34: Monterrey Jackass, Me Myself & I-Lean Cuisine, All the President's Mayonnaise. #FridgeFilms
  
• 21:59:58: RT @Luchia_: .@jaketapper This is THE best response to Sarah Palin's video tape about Tucson. I wish ALL media were this HONEST!--> ...
  
• 23:14:43: Total calories: 1,922. I found my old workplace (Metro Networks) had an opening in their Denver newsroom, but the listing is a month old.
  

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