From Twitter 04-29-2011

• 00:13:06: RT @pattonoswalt: "Pillow" "coffee" "bathtub" "sex" -- 4 perfectly pleasant words that become horrible when the word "motel" precedes them.
  
• 00:19:30: Full gas tank, empty bladder (no connection between the two.) Time for bed.
  
• 14:13:13: Every radio site I vist seems to require installing a different app to stream broadcasts. Save me the labor and just bring me the baby!
  
• 14:14:21: My laptop is already slow enough (and probably has a virus or two) thanks to all the app downloads I've done over the past 7-8 years.
  
• 14:21:09: RT @meganamram Living well is the best revenge. Another good option: poop pot pie // with extra corn!
  
• 14:22:14: (Larry the Cable Guy voice) That ain't right. Lord, I apologize. Be with the starvin' pygmies in New Guinea. Amen.
  
• 15:21:15: The Toastmasters meeting ran long, so we didn't get to do my Table Topics. I signed up to do them next week.
  
• 15:40:09: I slightly twisted my ankle before the Toastmasters meeting. It felt fine for a couple hours, but it's hurting again. Resting it now.
  
• 19:00:59: Watching side-by-side footage of Charles/Di & William/Kate weddings. One has flower girl picking nose, other has flower girl covering ears.
  
• 19:53:25: RT @RedPleb: Why I'm not going to grad school: I just worked for 4 yrs to get a degree that didn't help get me a job. I won't make the s ...
  
• 22:35:41: This woman in the Budget car rental ad looks drunk. "Boy, am I glad I got the exshtra insurance *hic!*"
  
• 23:52:50: My dad reminded me of the RICE method of dealing with a twisted ankle (Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation.)
  
• 23:56:11: I don't have a bandage to compress with. I hope the ice pack is on tight enough for that. Elevating in bed w/ foot on stuffed tiger's back.
  

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From Twitter 04-28-2011

• 09:42:05: RT @ssteffesferri: petition @AllenWest @nicolesandler did not deserve to be arrested, shame on you. http://act.ly/3j7 RT to sign
  
• 11:09:24: I'm glad I shaved last night. As jittery as I am this morning, I don't think I'd want to risk handling a razor.
  
• 11:10:35: @WheelofFortune Weather forecast
  
• 13:44:49: RT @nicolesandler: Allen West is a Coward http://radioornot.com/site/?p=4658 (Today's show, in which I told the entire story!) Share lib ...
  
• 15:36:23: Wow. Could @NBC make it a bit MORE difficult to leave feedback at its website? I don't like having to jump thru hoops to leave a comment.
  
• 16:53:46: RT @GottaLaff: Kudos to @NicoleSandler for getting her Allen West/maced story out, and thank you Cenk #MSNBC . Great segment!!
  

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From Twitter 04-27-2011

• 09:36:19: RT @p2fan: Nicole Sandler Arrested At Allen West's Town Hall http://bit.ly/fmSu63
  
• 11:17:10: @WheelofFortune Gentle Evening Breeze
  
• 11:19:42: Hair weave theft caught on camera: http://www.krdo.com/video/27686872/index.html?source=CNN_VID (Courtesy @KRDONC13)
  
• 12:26:53: RT @anaperiodista: RT @nicolesandler: I'm out of jail after 17 hrs of incarceration for attempting to ask my congressman a question at a ...
  
• 14:01:16: RT @HalSparks: @nicolesandler way to be awesome :) #FreeNicole! // Co-signed!
  
• 14:21:00: @AllenWest And you will be removed from office. You deserve to be shot.
  
• 15:04:24: Going to check the mail. Hopefully the fresh air will help me be less anxious. I need something to save me soon.
  
• 15:28:30: @SexyLiberal I'd love the tour to visit Colorado. I'm in Colorado Springs, but I'd also be willing to drive to Denver or Boulder.
  
• 15:48:47: #bandsmissingaletter Dr. Dr
  
• 15:53:01: #bandsmissingaletter REO Peedwagon
  
• 16:23:08: Double dose o'Bernie! @senatorsanders appearing tonight on Rachel @Maddow Show, then 2 hours later on @TheDailyShow with Jon Stewart.
  
• 17:08:42: Trump says now the media can stop asking him questions about the Obama birth cert. issue. Maybe the media can stop airing his show, too.
  
• 17:51:16: @EnsignPaul @maddow @nicolesandler That's awesome. I'll be watching!
  
• 18:40:57: I'm sure I'm not the first to realize original birther queen Orly Taitz's first name looks like the Internet phrase "O RLY?"
  
• 18:53:17: #lastword They needed Ryan Stiles' Carol Channing voice to overdub Orly's ranting.
  
• 19:12:27: For #maddow viewers, @senatorsanders is scheduled to be on The Daily Show on Comedy Central later tonight.
  
• 19:57:25: @ClementineFFox QTPIFOX
  

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From Twitter 04-26-2011

• 15:37:02: RT @unkybunky: to honor #WIunion troll @ronnocomot we present The Bible on the Poor http://zompist.com/meetthepoor.html LET'S MAKE THIS ...
  
• 16:48:09: I won't find out for at least a few weeks about the Fort Carson job. As with my other rejections, they will be hiring weekend workers first.
  
• 16:51:26: I found another radio opening last night. I'll be sending a resume tomorrow morning (and contacting Voc Rehab about other openings.)
  
• 17:00:51: @MiltShook I would have loved to have HBO or Showtime pick up the series came true. AD & Larry Sanders are 2 of my favorite shows!
  
• 17:01:52: RT @ruffuswuff: Fingers pointing blame are fingers not being used to fix anything. - Ruffus
  
• 21:03:21: Not quite rejected, not quite hired (yet) http://j.mp/ii3et1
  

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From Twitter 04-25-2011

• 13:23:20: RT @davidsirota: A Tale of Two Cities: How Chicago & CO Springs are leading American cities to embrace the Municipal Dystopia Agenda htt ...
  
• 13:24:02: @WheelofFortune Sewing and gumball machine
  
• 13:48:27: #smh This woman on Twitter not only follows people she hates, but also took time out of the life she doesn't have to create a list for them.
  
• 15:20:08: @rtrunt Blogspot told me you blog was removed when I clicked on the link. I liked Late Night Liars and would have liked to see it succeed.
  
• 15:43:10: RT @daveweigel: Haley Barbour has just assured that he doesn't have to listen to Trump or talk to Piers Morgan. He's too smart to be pre ...
  
• 16:02:31: @WheelofFortune Diamondback Rattlesnake
  
• 16:20:09: RT @SarahKSilverman: Your kids won't turn left-handed if you teach them that some people are left-handed.
  #gayokay
  
• 16:39:01: Doing my laundry. I ran out of clean pants, and they're too dirty for "bachelor laundry" (spraying the least-funky pair with Febreeze.)
  
• 19:33:06: RT @garagemahal65: CNN sends 400 reporters to cover Royal Wedding. 50 sent to Japan. One sent to Madison to cover @wiunion protests.
  
• 19:43:01: Sadly, that sitcom is "All In The Family" after Mike & Gloria left. RT @RBReich The GOP is turning from a bad joke to a situation comedy.
  
• 20:53:34: I found a clean pair of pants earlier. They were tangled in the bed sheets I had pulled from the dryer. The rest of my pants are now clean.
  
• 22:14:47: RT @JobParty: RT @RepMcGovern: People's Budget: Cuts costs, grows jobs, eliminates deficit by 2021, w/o slashing vital social programs h ...
  
• 22:20:47: I'll be reading David Sedaris' "Nutcracker.com" story tonight in its memory. RT @cdespinosa Au revoir, typewriter: http://j.mp/fgyrAM
  

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From Twitter 04-24-2011

• 05:28:47: #nowplaying Roger Alan Wade - "B.B. Gun"
  
• 08:29:19: That's enough coffee for me. I hope this is the last weekend where I'm worried about full-time employment.
  
• 08:43:58: The Burgundy Loaf (Rudy Will Await Your Foundation!) RT @OMGFacts: Taiwan has a TOILET-themed restaurant! Pics ---> http://ow.ly/4yFGW
  
• 12:57:31: CBS affiliate @kktv11news keeps airing ad breaks in the middle of @CraigyFerg's segments. I'm available if you need a reliable board-op.
  
• 14:33:35: Lady Gaga's picture on the QuickTime/iTunes ad looks a lot like a white Grace Jones.
  
• 14:48:34: Looking forward to picking up my Easter "basket" (actually a plastic bag) on Tuesday.
  

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From Twitter 04-23-2011

• 10:25:13: RT @jimmycarr: Shakespeare goes into a pub. Barman says ‘Get out, you’re Bard.’ The old ones are the best and that’s got to be at least ...
  
• 19:29:44: I just have to be working on the night David Sedaris is doing a show in town! :-P
  
• 19:33:48: I need to dine at Jack Quinn's sometime next week. The gift certificate I have expires on the 30th.
  
• 20:33:20: It's snowing tonight, and rain/snow is in the forecast for the next few days. I guess the groundhog is getting rusty.
  
• 20:36:47: Antoine Dodson arrested for possession of marijuana. "Hide your lids, hide your pipe, and hide your roaches..."
  
• 22:57:18: Weekly calorie average: 1,898.7. Days above 2,000 calories: 2. I remembered to prop open my under-sink cabinets to prevent frozen pipes.
  

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From Twitter 04-22-2011

• 14:08:19: RT @OTOOLEFAN: RT @jeremyscahill: In this time of bullshit coverage of Trump & birth certificates, let us remember the real journalists ...
  
• 14:13:16: My weekends tend to be backwards. I feel horrible on Fridays and excited on Mondays.
  
• 18:18:41: "Get in, hit hard, get out." (Carnac opens envelope) What was Al Bundy's strategy in the bedroom?
  
• 19:55:21: RT @francie57: "A nation's greatness is measured by how it treats its weakest members." Mahatma Ghandi #maddow
  
• 21:56:45: I now have some biscuits and pepper to go along with my turkey sausage and sausage gravy.
  
• 23:35:03: Someone on the ColoFurs Yahoo! board is looking for a cello player. I'd apply, but it's been over 20 years since I've played.
  
• 23:36:28: RT @WilIFerrell: If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat.
  
• 23:39:07: Also, one of the medications I took for almost 15 years screwed up my absolute pitch.
  

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From Twitter 04-21-2011

• 08:50:08: @ustream Your new chat room layout is horrible. The chat freezes and erases lines.
  
• 11:08:35: @WheelofFortune Sydney Australia
  
• 11:37:47: RT @RevRunWisdom: Dear Lord. Please give everyone that reads this a brand new start & restore their happiness.. Let their best days be a ...
  
• 12:54:08: RT @marivic: RT @PopsNelly: PICTURE: Child's Word Scramble Gone Wrong http://huff.to/fgFGq0 #wiunion
  
• 13:01:18: @WheelofFortune Special effects department
  
• 13:02:24: #Normsbadsportsmovies O.J. Simpson: All You Need Is Glove
  
• 14:29:33: RT @FlareStarfire: Today at 4 Pacific: Flare will play an hour early for his mother in the ICU. Please come join! (Broadcasting live at ...
  
• 14:42:04: @normmacdonald Dial "S" For Steroids #Normsbadsportsmovies
  
• 16:06:46: @WheelofFortune Standing Ovation
  
• 16:18:51: #Normsbadsportsmovies Wildcats: The Musical
  
• 17:21:29: @bucktowntiger Flare Starfire is doing an early show now for his mother. He asked if you could stop by. http://ustre.am/4Ydj
  
• 19:05:59: I'm getting shpilkes in my ganecktagazoink. RT @VickiePaige LOL Rachel just said schtupping. #maddow
  
• 19:13:25: Aaaaand we have a headdesk! #maddow
  
• 19:58:56: Rep. Thaddeus McCotter, following in the footsteps of other musical politicians, like former Ecuador leader Abdala Bucaram. #maddow
  

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From Twitter 04-20-2011

• 00:52:46: @bucktowntiger The video's time/date "stamp" gave it away. 2/26/11 at 23:28 occured during Ebel's VIP party.
  
• 02:18:49: This isn't the most I've hated myself, but it's in the top 20.
  
• 09:52:05: @bucktowntiger No problem. You sure made it sound convincing.
  
• 10:02:45: @bucktowntiger I'll look up the commands.
  
• 10:53:21: @bucktowntiger Okay, I removed Dusty's Ustream ban, and I belive the IRC unban command worked. If not, please let me know. :)
  
• 11:02:23: RT @rolandsmartin: Donald Trump has more divorces and bankruptcies in the last 10 years than @ToureX's Knicks have playoff wins. BOOM!
  
• 13:33:15: RT @kktv11news: Two Armed Men Wearing George Bush Masks Rob Bank http://goo.gl/fb/KLJ6W
  
• 13:40:19: RT @GottaLaff: RT @Ali_Davis: @GottaLaff Putting him on television = positive reinforcement. TV parents need to STOP giving Breitbart co ...
  
• 18:00:11: I'll take a shot of brandy every time one of the show hosts/guests mentions Donald Trump. I should be drunk in about 10 minutes.
  
• 18:06:00: RT @theharryshearer: So was Joe Biden just trying out to be an air traffic controller?
  
• 18:51:25: #lastword On a cruise a few years ago, I was tempted to buy a bottle of Trump cologne. I picked another brand instead.
  
• 18:53:57: #lastword Also, I used to be a board operator for Rob Black's show on Business Talk Radio, so I had a good relationship w/one of the Blacks.
  
• 20:41:52: @LadyGrainne Cheers! *toasts with a glass of brandy*
  

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From Twitter 04-19-2011

• 13:03:43: @WheelofFortune Leaning Tower of Pisa
  
• 13:52:29: One step closer http://j.mp/hc3iYI
  
• 14:13:17: "Larry King will no longer be the spokesman for #welchsgrape juice when it's revealed that King hasn't had juice in his grapes for years."
  
• 14:37:25: @kathygriffin @CraigyFerg I always watch. Tonight will just have an added bonus! #inyourpants
  
• 23:04:25: #nowplaying R.E.M. - "Man On The Moon"
  

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From Twitter 04-18-2011

• 14:24:49: But I thought we were broke. RT @hrc #SpeakerBoehner Hires High-Priced #Lawyer for #DOMA Defense http://bit.ly/gLcMNu
  
• 14:30:21: RT @rolandsmartin: Tom Joyner, Roland Martin And Comedian Chris Paul As The Fat Boys On The TJFV (VIDEO) - http://bit.ly/eHgJBJ
  

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From Twitter 04-17-2011

• 04:33:25: #youdeservetobesingle if you lecture others on the sanctity of marriage when you've cheated on your wife or been divorced more than once.
  
• 14:19:28: RT @OTOOLEFAN: Sarah Palin was paid twice as much as what a teacher makes in a year to say teachers make too much money. #wiunion
  

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From Twitter 04-16-2011

• 15:00:53: More anxiety attacks. When will this end?
  
• 17:50:55: Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? http://j.mp/g4CNKX
  
• 22:57:30: Weekly calorie average: 1,821.2. Days above 2,000 calories: 0.
  

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From Twitter 04-15-2011

• 13:56:18: RT @RetroRewind: The difference between the 80s and today: Today Milli Vanilli would have been auto tuned & no one would care.
  
• 16:09:49: @bucktowntiger I could definitely use some now.
  
• 19:39:41: Grandma has arrived. I had dinner with her and Dad tonight.
  
• 19:50:35: Beer beer beer, I'm gonna drink some beer. http://www.rathergood.com/beer
  
• 21:57:06: #nowplaying Stevie Wonder - "Do I Do"
  

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From Twitter 04-14-2011

• 16:06:21: @WheelofFortune Solve CANCUN MEXICO
  
• 21:36:11: Time to inventory what's left in my fridge. I'm thankful I have at least that much. It has to last until Tuesday.
  
• 21:52:00: RT @PimpBillClinton: I call my penis @ConanObrien because it's entertaining late at night, hairier than it used to be and twice as funny ...
  

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From Twitter 04-13-2011

• 13:28:53: RT @MaddowBlog: Pres Obama: Sense of responsibility to each other isn't Democratic or Republican. It's patriotism
  
• 13:30:55: Boehner says we can't raise taxes on those expected to create j0bs (i.e. the super-rich.) They're keeping the money and not creating j0bs.
  
• 13:32:26: The top 2% wealthiest Americans are still Americans. They are expected to pay their share of taxes like the rest of us.
  
• 13:50:27: RT @BarackObama: There’s nothing serious about a plan that claims to reduce the deficit by spending $1 trillion on tax cuts for milliona ...
  
• 14:39:43: RT @OTOOLEFAN: RT @onevoice2: It makes total sense.Why wld they work 2 create more jobs .TAX REDUCTIONS give them MORE money for no more ...
  
• 14:44:15: RT @OTOOLEFAN: RT @ib2smrt4u: Clinton raised taxes on rich, which caused them to increase jobs and productivity so they could still make ...
  
• 16:03:43: @WheelofFortune Solve CHERRY BLOSSOM FESTIVAL
  
• 18:24:31: @lizzwinstead The Ten Cum-mandments #fancyporn
  
• 18:28:57: @lizzwinstead The King, A Few Lesbians And I #fancyporn
  
• 20:25:54: The only thing in the want ads I qualify for is donor at a couple of plasma banks. #brokeasscollie
  
• 22:00:47: RT @jackwadeshow: Hey Republican'ts! Giving corporations tax cuts stimulates the economy------of China and India and kills ours! #union
  

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From Twitter 04-12-2011

• 17:02:59: The company hiring dining hall workers at Fort Carson called this morning to schedule another interview. I've got good feelings about this!
  
• 17:05:41: Also, the new AC adapter for my laptop arrived today. #uknowlifehardwhen you can't afford enough words for a proper sentence.
  
• 21:19:47: I enjoyed the premiere of #sportsshow with @normmacdonald, which can only mean one thing: the show will get canceled quickly.
  

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From Twitter 04-11-2011

• 15:17:22: RT @senatorsanders: Bernie talked today with @WeGotEd about the budget deal. Audio: http://bit.ly/eoMQjw #p2 #VT
  
• 16:13:27: I don't know if the mailman's running late today or I didn't get any mail today. I'll check again after my OA meeting.
  
• 16:49:46: Dear Government, I just had to say "no" to a girl selling cookies for her school because I didn't have enough (cont) http://tl.gd/9pqki6
  
• 17:31:26: Mailman was filling the boxes as I left.
  
• 21:23:50: RT @jackwadeshow: Corporations think they are people & give themselves pay raises by raising the prices of their products. When was the ...
  
• 22:02:55: It just struck me how much Gary Busey's grin reminds me of Jim Carrey's Fire Marshall Bill character from "In Living Color."
  
• 23:59:29: I'll be giving a thank-you note to the interviewer for the Ft Carson position. I also left a VM at KILO to see if they still have my résumé.
  

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From Twitter 04-10-2011

• 00:53:57: My laptop's new AC adapter hasn't arrived yet (hopefully Monday.) Old adapter seems to be totally kaput after weeks of spotty performance.
  
• 13:05:00: I checked the back porch to see if the package I'm waiting for was left there again. It wasn't.
  
• 19:45:54: I forgot if I submitted my time card last weekend. I hate when I forget anything pay/bill-related.
  
• 23:44:40: From time to time, I wonder if I'm just impatient or if I have a condition like A.D.D. When I listen to music, I find … http://j.mp/gAYiT7
  

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From Twitter 04-09-2011

• 19:54:30: I hope my new laptop AC adapter was delivered today.
  
• 20:55:56: Oops, wrong account! RT @jcollie719 Weekly calorie avg: 1,820. Days above 2,000 calories: 0. I kept my promise to have an apple for dessert.
  
• 23:26:12: Will rock 'n roll save my (financial) soul? http://j.mp/fv1nbp
  

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From Twitter 04-08-2011

• 15:30:37: RT @randiradio: Warning the GOP that a shutdown could derail the economic recovery is like threatening to give a misbehaving child choco ...
  
• 16:23:19: RT @3fecta: RT @liberalchik ok we're going to invent a drink called "shutdown"...any suggestions? //Bitters, a tea bag. and wine?
  
• 17:40:13: 4 hours 20 minutes until the alleged #governmentshutdown. #puffpuffpass
  
• 19:06:30: *Licks @RepWeiner's tie* Mmmmmm, sherbet! #maddow
  
• 19:17:28: #YoGovernmentsSoStupid they think a pap smear is a spread used on bagels. #governmentshutdown
  
• 19:50:51: #maddow The White House employs flag fluffers?
  
• 20:37:15: RT @gritsnyc @NJrugger45 Did you see the "Keep Your Boehner Out of My Vagina" protest signs?
  

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From Twitter 04-07-2011

• 10:35:16: RT @ElayneBoosler: As soon as the govt shuts down, let's change the locks. #clocksucker
  
• 15:25:13: Little Johnny Boehner sent me a survey asking for a donation. But, Johnny, I'm one of those lazy, unemployed slobs you hate so much!
  
• 15:26:44: Boehner asking lower and middle class people for donations is like an abusive husband asking his wife to help pay his court case fees.
  
• 19:39:03: #maddow "Let me sleep on it/Baby, baby, let me sleep on it/Let me sleep on it/I'll give you an answer in the morning."
  

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From Twitter 04-06-2011

• 10:28:59: I thought my cold was on its way out, but it suddenly got worse last night.
  
• 11:22:20: I'm at the point where I'm using toilet paper since I'm running low on Kleenex.
  
• 16:05:50: @WheelofFortune ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU
  
• 16:44:07: RT @matthewebel: "America can never accept under pressure what it would not accept in free and open debate."
  -Bill Clinton, 1995
  

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From Twitter 04-05-2011

• 10:16:47: The main part of my cold is over. I just have the dry, scratchy, congested throat and coughing to deal with.
  
• 12:58:24: @Saethwr Ah, yes, the "green pearls of wisdom." I'm at that stage myself.
  
• 13:01:52: @WheelofFortune Boiling pot and strainer
  
• 15:28:38: Huh? I refreshed my Twitter feed and got a bunch of French-language tweets from folks I don't follow.
  
• 15:33:38: @Mud_Ball Mine were definitely French. They've disappeared now, but they had French terms I recognized such as "d'accord."
  
• 15:43:08: Now I'm seeing Tweets from PeruNews. :X
  

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From Twitter 04-04-2011

• 19:36:31: Collie tail made by Cabbits Co. It arrived in the mail today! http://twitpic.com/4h2hme
  
• 22:49:23: According to Amazon's e-mail, the replacement AC adapter for my laptop will arrive between this Thursday and next Tuesday.
  

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Game Show History, April

APRIL 1
1983: Just Men! ends (NBC)
APRIL 3
1947: Juvenile Jury debuts (NBC)
1956: Family Feud host Ray Combs born
APRIL 4
1988: The $25,000 Pyramid returns for 13 weeks (CBS)
APRIL 5
1971: The second incarnation of Password debuts (ABC)
APRIL 14
1999: Game/talk show announcer Bill Wendell dies
APRIL 15
2002: Whammy! The All-New Press Your Luck debuts (GSN)
APRIL 17
2007: Singer, actress and To Tell The Truth panelist Kitty Carlisle dies
APRIL 18
1944: Radio/TV game show announcer Charlie Tuna born (real name Art Ferguson)
APRIL 20
1951: The CBS daytime version of Winner Take All ends
1979: Match Game '7x ends (CBS)
APRIL 21
1975: Blankety Blanks debuts (ABC) hosted by Bill Cullen (No relation to the Australian Match Game spinoff)
APRIL 23
1982: Blockbusters ends its first NBC run
APRIL 24
1978: Card Sharks debuts (NBC)
APRIL 25
1920: Robert Q. Lewis born
1952: Winner Take All ends (NBC)
1995: Original Jeopardy! host Art Fleming dies
APRIL 29
1968: Carnie Wilson (previous host of GSN's Newlywed Game) born

From Twitter 04-03-2011

• 04:18:20: RT @rustyrockets: Happy Mother's day, mothers.All mother-effers should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. Even if they created the mot ...
  
• 04:23:32: High winds left lots of branches and other debris on the road this morning.
  
• 07:24:34: I'm glad I bought soup yesterday, both for my cold and the weather. I have chicken noodle and coconut/red curry bisque.
  
• 12:12:41: RT @peeweeherman: Presenting http://tigersonsurfboards.com/
  
• 12:21:34: @peeweeherman Speaking of talented tigers, here's one who plays the piano! http://youtu.be/TQU4i06be_M @bucktowntiger
  
• 13:33:39: #thingsthatpissmeoff When my medication either wears out too soon or doesn't start working fast enough.
  
• 21:13:12: Laptop's charger stopped working 20 min ago. Mini laptop can't display chat rm & iMac drags like hell with both chat room & video/iTunes
  
• 21:16:29: I ordered a new charger this morning. I wish all this bad stuff could have waited until I had a new j0b to pay for it all.
  
• 22:50:41: Sick...and sick http://j.mp/gA0PaG
  
• 23:27:55: RT @LibertyBelle4: When you #tcot pit yourselves against fellow Americans who simply want a fair shake, you're not patriots, you're godd ...
  

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From Twitter 04-02-2011

• 11:48:52: I caught a light cold sometime Thursday or Friday. I need to buy some lozenges and maybe some soup before work today.
  
• 14:15:42: I now have some DayQuil, lozenges and soup (along with a shepherd's pie.) A Safeway employee was singing karaoke at the entrance.
  
• 14:26:42: "You know, it's amazing how the English countryside looks in no way like Southern California." Austin Powers
  
• 20:35:22: Weekly calorie avg.: 2,067. Days above 2,000 calories: 3. A large Sunday breakfast & all the beer I had at Gerlypalooza is mostly to blame.
  
• 23:16:16: @bucktowntiger Unfortunately, my high school's mascot was a Spartan. My colleges had Indian mascots, though they've since changed to animals
  

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From Twitter 04-01-2011

• 18:09:26: More work hours, less sacrifice? http://j.mp/fXb6aQ
  
• 19:52:30: #maddow I see I'm not the only one who noticed the water pump is a "Putzmeister." I guess PenisMaster doesn't have the same ring to it.
  
• 19:53:29: @maddow Happy Birthday! #donteatthegarnish #putzmeister
  
• 20:54:09: Using YouTube's "1911" feature on various videos, including Michael Jackson's "Thriller."
  
• 21:31:42: @bucktowntiger Good night!
  

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From Twitter 03-31-2011

• 16:01:09: @WheelofFortune Solve TAKING OUT THE GARBAGE
  
• 18:49:48: #lastword I guess this would be considered a "Weiner Roast." yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk...
  
• 19:21:17: RT @UmSureWhyNot: As a lawmaker you should ask yourself "Am i serving the people?" If there are 10s of 1000s outside against you, you pr ...
  
• 20:18:35: RT @Sharpstoner: @WeGotEd @SenatorReid We SHOULD be closing corp tax loopholes & kill the bush tax cuts NOT cutting help for poor/unempl ...
  
• 23:15:01: I think I need to crack open my "Your Erroneous Zones" book tonight. Not feeling very happy now.
  

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