From Twitter 10-30-2010

• 21:05:08: I found a Sunday sub at KRCC so I can actually sleep before my Luce shift.
  

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From Twitter 10-29-2010

• 00:01:44: Thursday's total calories: 1,560. I got my first Luce paycheck today.
  
• 14:11:06: RT @pattonoswalt: Waffle bagels #whyhasthisnothappenedyet
  
• 15:24:07: I was about to say there was no word yet on my car repair when the garage called. Heading out now!
  
• 18:52:10: Resting a bit at Boo at the Zoo. Met up with Nicona, Snow Queen, Nevermint and a few more.
  
• 19:52:51: The zebras were out, but it was too dark for a picture.
  
• 22:26:06: Total calories: 1,460. Making snacks for tomorrow's party before bed. Great to see Nicona & SnowQueen again, & meet Nevermint & the others.
  

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From Twitter 10-28-2010

• 09:48:17: "If you're so pro-life, don't lock arms and block abortion clinics; lock arms and block cemeteries." --Bill Hicks
  
• 12:13:48: Involve your Facebook page in this UK ad for "Jackass 3D"! RT @jackassworld http://bit.ly/clSpGR
  
• 13:48:23: @LupineAssassin I believe that's all you need to do.
  
• 13:51:04: Off to Safeway to pick up my prescription, then work.
  

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From Twitter 10-27-2010

• 11:15:03: According to the time sheet I submitted, I had accidentally signed up for last Friday at Luce. I just wanted to verify the error was mine.
  
• 13:20:28: I need to order a refill of my generic Xanax. I should be able to pick it up tomorrow before work.
  
• 13:27:32: Yesterday's total calories: 2,030. I had burned at least some of that off around noon by walking about one mile (around 2,600 steps.)
  
• 13:58:54: Great quote about indecisiveness from another site: "The only thing you get from sitting on the fence is splinters in your ass."
  
• 22:32:54: RT @ScottJFox: RT @IntelMiner I hate when Republicans and Democrats argue on twitter and both are incorrect =/
  
• 22:36:51: I had an early lunch (4:30 in a 3-10 PM shift.) More than 10% of my surveys during the last 5 hours were completed (46 out of about 440.)
  
• 22:41:08: One woman I tried to survey said she was making dinner and "you want me to tell you what you can do with it?" That made my night!
  
• 22:48:18: @the10za I'm not sure if this company has a policy on that, but I see your point. I'll be more careful from now on.
  
• 23:15:10: Total calories: 1,880. I went ahead and deleted a few Tweets to avoid any possible trouble.
  
• 23:22:40: @LupineAssassin Twitter Impersonation Policy http://t.co/MJfTDiw via @support
  

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From Twitter 10-26-2010

• 00:30:39: Dear GOP, My last 2 full-time jobs laid me off at the end of Pres. Clinton & Bush's terms. I'd rather not be laid off again in 2012.
  
• 06:48:55: Up early due to financial stress. I'll ask my dad if I could borrow his car today to run a couple of errands.
  
• 09:57:08: I thought I had found a car rental co. I could use, but they require $350 cash deposit (for rental totaling $121) & don't take checks.
  
• 12:36:45: RT @mAdius RT @WoodyMutt: A'ight, here we go... At what age did you attend your first furry convention? http://twtpoll.com/mpggsx #poll
  
• 12:37:43: I'm relieved my answer of 39 wasn't the oldest. (So far it's only the 3rd oldest!) 8 months ago, Furry Fiesta 2010.
  
• 12:41:14: I'll be working at Luce today through Thursday after all! My dad's letting me use his car. He still has a van he can use.
  
• 14:49:20: Saturdays AND Sundays are mandatory for us noobs at Luce.
  
• 18:12:28: (2,701) I was written up for failing to report to Luce last Friday, although I don't believe I had signed up for Friday (due to ...
  
• 18:15:28: ...Toastmasters & dinner w/parents.) I'll phone the staff hotline Wed. to see if I actually signed up or it was mistakenly entered by staff.
  
• 18:20:45: Bucktown's live! @bucktowntiger now at http://ustre.am/2xrx
  
• 21:01:24: I should sleep much better tonight. A few of the problems I was stressing about last night and today have cleared themselves up.
  

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From Twitter 10-25-2010

• 12:26:01: I was told the rental car co. accepted checks (since my credit card is near its limit.) They actually require a $250 credit card payment.
  
• 12:31:30: I'm glad Avis and Enterprise have courtesy transportation. I was given a ride to my doctor's appt (2 hours early.)
  
• 13:10:01: Since the person ahead of me arrived early, the doctor's seeing him now. He offered to see me at 1:30 then give me a ride home!
  
• 16:18:08: Avis...We (Don't) Try Harder http://j.mp/9FVSHZ
  
• 16:24:05: RT @NutTheSquirrel: If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
  
• 18:09:02: @KeithOlbermann If American Crossroads is so into "full disclosure," why do their robo-calls start in the middle of the message?
  
• 20:26:14: There used to be a local bus route that went thru my neighborhood. Of course, city budget cuts eliminated it by the time I really needed it.
  
• 21:24:07: RT @BorowitzReport: The Tea Party is opposing the Education Dept, which is like Superman opposing the Kryptonite Dept. #teaparty
  
• 21:28:08: Total calories: 2,010. Weight this morning: 298 lbs.! Below 300 for the first time in 4 or 5 years.
  
• 21:29:27: If stress is truly a cancer fighter, today's events should keep me cancer-free into my next lifetime.
  
• 21:30:05: @SpykePine Thank you :)
  
• 21:57:26: Even when I'm drunk (which isn't often) I still count calories! http://twitpic.com/30xfxn
  

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From Twitter 10-24-2010

• 06:53:48: RT @realjeffreyross: #FF Enough Follow Fridays already. How about some Swallow Saturdays? Am I right people? #SS
  
• 12:01:40: Managed brief nap before Luce shift. Please, no Amgen surveys today!
  
• 16:44:28: I wished for anything but Amgen, and I get stuck with it for 2 hours! I was doing the New Hampshire election survey before lunch.
  
• 20:57:42: I was originally supposed to go home from Luce at 8 PM, then I offered to stay until 9:30, then everyone was sent home at 8 PM anyway.
  
• 21:03:25: Turns out I can sign up for a partial shift (except the next 5 Saturdays.) I originally signed up for 3-5 PM Mon., but I switched it to Tue.
  
• 21:05:01: When my car is fixed this week, I can do partial Monday AND Tuesday shifts. I just have to schedule my doctors' app'ts earlier than 2 PM.
  
• 21:48:10: Total calories: 1,460. Average for last week: 1,755.4. Funday PawPet Show was over by the time I got home. Chilling with Radio Unifurse.
  

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From Twitter 10-23-2010

• 14:08:51: 2 PM lunch today. At least second shift is only 2.5 hours. I spent an hour on the "adult with the most recent birthday" survey.
  
• 16:45:35: Mad computer lag during the last surveys. Everyone got to go home at 4 instead of 5.
  
• 17:06:55: At KRCC now. An extra hour worth $11.66 > an extra hour worth $8.00 (both before taxes.)
  
• 21:31:27: Total calories: 1,660. I've got a LONG work day ahead of me Sunday!
  

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From Twitter 10-22-2010

• 14:04:54: I'm glad Twitter fixed whatever was causing someone else's "furry" following list to display when I clicked on mine.
  
• 14:06:58: Just like a party favor! RT@RaisedbyDogs TURBO IS SO CUTE. When he sneezes his tail uncurls and flattens out, then recurls. :3
  
• 14:57:24: GSN is currently showing the week of "Match Game '75" featuring Tom Bosley.
  
• 19:29:57: Whew! I found a KRCC sub for this Saturday. My training at Luce ends at 5:00, and I'll head to KRCC afterward for the rest of my shift.
  
• 20:00:21: An ad illustrating psoriasis shows robots placing red spots on a conveyor belt. As if we didn't know, the fine print said "Dramatization."
  
• 22:40:21: To F.C. or not to F.C.? http://j.mp/b7GBxA
  
• 22:41:41: Total calories: 1,795. I made two grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch tomorrow.
  

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From Twitter 10-21-2010

• 08:43:47: I was worried last night about whether I correctly logged out on my work computer. If I did forget, I hope I won't be in too much trouble.
  
• 10:25:20: I really need to stop imagining the worse-than-worst-case scenario when I worry about something.
  
• 12:36:33: Hopefully this week's unemployment pay will be deposited on Friday or (at the very latest) Monday to pay the car repair bill.
  
• 14:11:32: "Running Wilde" is the only show on this list I like (and watch)... 10 Bubble Shows - on Yahoo! TV http://yhoo.it/9Gxjvp
  
• 14:52:59: I saw a car whose hood was held on with duct tape.
  
• 17:47:40: "May I speak with the youngest adult male, 18 years or older, in the household who is currently at home?" Who writes these scripts?
  
• 17:51:03: I'm on my dinner break now. I hope I get a different script when I get back. Most of the "youngest males" I reach are in their 70s.
  
• 21:40:38: "...in the household who is currently at home?" http://j.mp/cZ8BfF
  
• 22:00:02: I didn't hear from work about forgetting to close out my computer screen Wed., so I hope it wasn't a problem. I remembered today, BTW.
  
• 22:58:51: Total calories: 1,495. Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins. He's only 3 feet tall. Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins, the greatest little hobbit of them all.
  

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From Twitter 10-20-2010

• 11:28:05: That's weird. Most of my Twitter lists are coming up, but my "furry" list keeps bringing up another user's furry list.
  
• 11:58:27: RT @TeamCoco: La Bamba vs. Jigsaw Puzzle… who will prevail? Watch the #LiveCocoCam action right now on http://www.teamcoco.com/live
  
• 12:18:59: End anti-LGBT bullying - wear purple & make your profile pic purple for #SpiritDay 10/20 at http://glaad.org/spiritday #LGBT
  
• 12:31:52: AYYYY-men! RT @SenoraErica RIP Tom Bosley (Happy Days) & the lady that played June Cleaver. In the name of the father, son & the Holy Fonz.
  
• 22:46:21: Total calories: 1,484. I was really apprehensive about my new job at first, but I think it's starting to grow on me.
  
• 22:50:31: One respondent's answer to the Nov. elections was "Nuke 'em, start over." I actually got 28 willing respondents out of roughly 300 calls.
  

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From Twitter 10-19-2010

• 10:36:15: Flexible schedule! I hope this works out. I could do Tue-Fri afternoons and possibly Sundays.
  
• 14:56:32: The schedule at Luce won't be quite as flexible at 1st. I'm required to work 9-5 Saturdays for the first 6 wks. Hope KRCC sub is available.
  
• 14:59:59: This company is definitely more nurturing and motivational than the telemarketing gig I had last year (for 2 days.)
  
• 15:18:47: The weekday shifts are 3-10 PM, Sat. training is 9-5 and Sun. is Noon-8. The evening hours mean I could only work Wed's, Thur's and Sun's.
  
• 15:21:35: If morning/early-afternoon shifts are added to the weekdays, I could do Mondays and Tuesdays.
  
• 23:29:45: Total calories: 2,000 exactly. Note to self: Remember Contact Caffeine website for caffeinated soap & bring frozen dinner to work tomorrow.
  

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From Twitter 10-18-2010

• 14:14:19: "Diarrhea" is trending on Twitter at the same time "Largest enchilada" is trending on Yahoo!
  
• 14:15:17: When thou art sliding into first and thou feeleth something burst, diarrhea...
  
• 19:50:07: RE Meghan McCain: If everyone looked down on relatives of politicians, George W. Bush & John Quincy Adams would never have been elected!
  
• 21:06:15: I led today's OA meeting since the person assigned to lead didn't show up.
  
• 22:28:36: Total calories: 1,924. I'm glad certain food manufacturers have nutritional info on their sites, though it's needed on their packaging too.
  

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From Twitter 10-17-2010

• 16:05:02: A furrier Halloween! http://j.mp/aVEaVJ
  
• 21:37:17: Total calories: 1,930. 130 days until Furry Fiesta, and two weeks until the furry Halloween party and Boo At The Zoo!
  

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From Twitter 10-16-2010

• 07:43:30: RT @NutTheSquirrel: What do you say when someone says you’re in denial, but you’re not?
  
• 11:12:16: A negative review of SLC airport included "Everyone in the stupid airport has to hear about every single plane that is leaving or arriving."
  
• 14:17:23: I thought the remote thingamajig for my atomic clock/thermometer was broken. Working again after replacing batteries in remote & main units.
  
• 14:43:56: The plastic piece which holds the remote in place broke when I tried to change the remote's batteries. Currently affixed with Scotch tape.
  
• 15:08:25: RT @StefanieBoe: Oh Ward! T @nbcnightlynews: RT @BreakingNews: Barbara Billingsley, who played June Cleaver on 'Leave it to Beaver,' has ...
  
• 18:28:21: Today's calories: 1,840. Average for the week: 1,853.3
  
• 18:40:53: Why the hell does Duane C. Slocum continue reading the "Independent" if he hates it so much? The guy moans about it every few weeks.
  

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From Twitter 10-15-2010

• 09:46:15: RT @bucktowntiger: TGIF: Thank Goodness I'm Furry! Retweet if you're thankful to be #furry. Happy Friday! =^_^=
  
• 14:51:13: RT @YUCKYBOT: I really hope handshakes were invented AFTER toilet paper.
  
• 16:40:57: The total repair bill for my car is $1,938.39. I will only have to pay $500 of it as an insurance deductible.
  
• 18:03:43: RT @Mangum1: Why watch Jackass in 3D, when I can turn on Jersey Shore and watch Dumbass in 2D #Jersey #fb
  
• 21:00:43: Popcopy: "A lot of people ask 'Why treat the customer this way?' Why? 'Cause f--k 'em, that's why!" #classicchappelle
  
• 21:04:19: @ClementineFFox Damn. He says he gets insulted easily, yet he doesn't mind talking trash to others. He's got a good future in politics!
  
• 21:18:12: RT @Penny_G: @GottaLaff @KeithOlbermann Thanks as always for hearing our anxious voices! Wish MS. @Maddow speed in feeling much better v ...
  
• 21:22:10: Or Johnny Carson's toilet paper shortage joke. RT @badinplaid737 Worse than the great panic caused by the great angustura bitters shortage.
  
• 23:18:56: Total calories: 1,854. I'll try to write at least half of a Toastmasters speech in the coming weeks so I can present it in November.
  

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From Twitter 10-14-2010

• 12:31:31: *Listening to one of the employees talking* A lot of people say "What's THAT?" It's Pat!
  
• 12:35:41: Oh lawd! One applicant's cell phone has the Geico "ringity-dingy-dong" ringtone!
  
• 13:33:03: I wore a suit here. Everyone else is in casual wear. At least I have enough casual wear if I'm hired here.
  
• 16:43:44: I'll be taking a training course next Tuesday for Luce Research.
  
• 17:26:08: Diarrhe'all In The Family #sitcomswithnamesreplacedwithdiarrhea (I actually had a dream about this years ago!)
  
• 18:12:18: It's horsey-on-the-keys time again! @FlareStarfire broadcasting live now at http://ustre.am/4Ydj
  
• 18:14:26: What a coincidence this is chosen after last weekend's FPS! RT @dailyvocab Gauche (adj): awkward or lacking in social graces; bumbling.
  
• 19:11:31: RT @jackgraycnn: tonight more bunny suit pics from @AndersonCooper. I'm just glad he's retired the chicken suit. http://twitpic.com/2xd7lq
  
• 19:18:24: Just chug the champagne from the bottle, @maddow!
  
• 20:13:19: Twitter is hoping to get one billion users? It keeps crashing with its current population.
  
• 20:53:15: RT @JessicaBlair85: Councilman gives teary plea to gay teens http://t.co/eeRpXRJ via @thelastword #stopbullying
  
• 21:48:04: Better luck this time? http://j.mp/aP8qx9
  
• 23:01:38: Total calories: 1,860. I'll be taking my car to a repair shop after Toastmasters. Both my & the other driver's insurance co's called me.
  

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From Twitter 10-13-2010

• 10:08:25: @bucktowntiger I'm thinking "Tigersuit." That way, it will be listed ahead of other videos with just "tiger" or "suit" in the title.
  
• 10:57:43: This is so cute, I have to RT it. RT @TheBradSherwood And now, a cute picture of my dog and a rainbow! http://yfrog.com/69r8mj
  
• 12:08:28: Carl Paladino took shots at journalists in his "apology" letter to gays. Yeah, the ones who FORCED him to say those bigoted remarks!
  
• 13:56:04: RT @matthewebel: Nothing gives me more respect for Republicans than watching the smart ones on the Daily Show. I wish they could articul ...
  
• 14:02:43: RT @lizzwinstead: MOM: Homosexuality will ruin society. ME: WHAT? How? MOM: Because if we accept men giving other men oral sex, nothing ...
  
• 14:30:13: My job interview with Luce Research is tomorrow. I hope any skills tests I have to take go better than at Chef's Catalog.
  
• 14:34:21: Chef's Catalog is still reviewing job applications. I was told to expect a call "anytime between now and December."
  
• 16:21:01: .@matthewebel is doing his last WEEKLY Ustream for a while. Top 15 requests countdown! http://ustre.am/Xn
  
• 16:50:05: "Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in Hell!" "Mmmm-MMMM, bitch!" #classicchappelle
  
• 19:08:04: “White people love Wayne Brady, because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.” --Paul Mooney #classicchappelle
  
• 19:09:01: RT @rolandsmartin: Christine O'Donnell asked tonight, Why are the Dems pulling out all the stops to get her opponent elected? Uh, 'cause ...
  
• 19:15:28: @rolandsmartin The only local network (in southern Colorado, at least) showing the miners' rescue is Univision.
  
• 19:35:04: RT @Todd_Klassy: Way to piss on the parade CNN...take a momentous event and insert the ultimate buzz kill; Michael Moore.
  
• 19:37:03: "The next time there's a hole in the Gulf, we need to call the Chilean government!" - Michael Moore (speaking of giant holes!)
  
• 19:47:32: @maddow With all this "comedy" by John Raese, you should have the "Seinfeld" theme playing behind it! #Maddow
  
• 20:24:07: Watching "South Park" goofing on "Jersey Shore." I've never watched the latter, so I thought the "Snooki Monster" was Amy Winehouse.
  
• 21:51:02: "Hitler's mama got one big titty an' one little titty, an' they call that bitch Biggie Smalls!" --Time Haters #classicchappelle
  
• 22:07:46: Total calories: 1,850. Unwinding with some Monty Python.
  
• 23:47:31: RT @KeithOlbermann: Fate's revenge: http://wcco.com/video Errant practice throw hits Brett Favre in the... photographable area.
  

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From Twitter 10-12-2010

• 12:34:39: Local CBS affiliate cut off part of e-mail segment on @CraigyFerg show. Ads began after he said "I didn't know we had a Buddha in Texas."
  
• 22:35:24: Total calories: 1,987. I'll be sure to use a smaller pan next time I make Rice-(ding ding)-A-Roni & only eat 1/3 or 1/2 of it during a meal.
  

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From Twitter 10-11-2010

• 11:28:17: Carl Paladino: It's "digusting" to "watch a couple of grown men grind against each other." Then what are you doing watching it?
  
• 17:25:45: I saw a fender bender on Academy earlier. I'm glad I wasn't involved this time.
  
• 22:30:45: The flight numbers sent in an e-mail don't jive with the locations listed at Delta or the Salt Lake City Airport's Web site.
  
• 22:32:27: I wonder if the flight numbers will be reassigned by February (when I fly to Dallas) or if someone at Delta just mistyped them.
  
• 22:35:54: I found it odd that the airport site showed 1 flight landing in Concourse E w/my connecting flight leaving 30 min. earlier from Concourse B.
  
• 22:39:59: In addition, the site showed the flight numbers were for flights to/from Pasco, WA and Ontario, CA rather than Dallas and Colorado Springs.
  
• 22:42:40: Total calories: 1,632. Today's OA meeting ended early since a chamber orchestra was scheduled to practice in the building right after.
  

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From Twitter 10-10-2010

• 05:10:18: Happy Shitload Of Tens Day! #happy101010101010
  
• 05:47:50: Speaking of repeating digits, I noticed I'm following 444 people.
  
• 07:23:30: I forgot to take my medication before work today. I'm okay for the most part. Just some minor anxiety. Political stories aren't helping.
  
• 07:52:45: During searches, New Twitter deleted posts from the list when I blocked a poster. I wish the deletions were permanent for future searches.
  
• 21:51:06: Total calories: 1,950. I bought a few days worth of food since I ran out of frozen dinners today. I forgot to get the food last week.
  

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From Twitter 10-09-2010

• 14:08:44: "You may say I'm a dreamer /But I'm not the only one /I hope someday you'll join us /And the world will be as one." RIP John Lennon
  
• 16:14:16: @ToastTheRabbit Hope @2_gryphon feels better soon!
  
• 16:43:34: I haven't heard from Chef's Catalog regarding my job application. I'll call them Monday.
  
• 18:35:14: Watching this cooking segment on Oh! Pawpets is making me HUNGRY! I'll need to pick up a few things on the way home.
  
• 18:43:01: I left my briefcase at home, so I didn't bring a frozen dinner with me. I think I've had 1,200-1,400 calories so far today.
  
• 20:29:18: Total calories: 1,695. Average for the week: 1,801.8.
  

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From Twitter 10-08-2010

• 10:42:11: Another rare #FF for me: @ScottJFox @Donna_West @LadyGrainne @bucktowntiger @FlareStarfire @matthewebel @PoinkCast @BovineMetro @rvcomics
  
• 14:15:06: @bucktowntiger @ScottJFox You're both welcome. It was my pleasure! #shopcollie
  
• 14:56:41: RT @LupineAssassin: If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
  
• 15:05:59: @ScottJFox I've seen a couple of those "unfollow" threats today. Friggin' drama queens! I'll follow and RT whoever I feel like!
  
• 18:05:09: RT @SexyCraigFerg: Impromptu #RSAGroupHug to celebrate Friday! RT to participate! :) #CraigFerguson #RSA
  
• 18:15:06: My dad was on the phone with my sister in CA when I arrived for dinner. She talked about messaging me on Facebook about my job application.
  
• 19:02:03: @maddow "A gentleman named Art Robinson." I agre with everything but the "gentleman" part.
  
• 19:06:20: RT @thetkoshow: "What's that you say, Mr. Robinson? @maddow's slinging mud right in your eye? LIE LIE LIE!"
  
• 19:21:25: *Flips off the haters* RT @LupineAssassin @PhotoFox5000 I mashed up Eye Of The Tiger recently http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaAudAQl4Ls
  
• 19:47:20: Some politicians need to be cut off by Kanye West: "I'm-a let you finish, but the Boy Who Cried Wolf was the greatest liar OF ALL TIME!"
  
• 23:52:47: Total calories: 1,996. Tempted to have a snack earlier, but just had water.
  

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From Twitter 10-07-2010

• 11:23:57: Well, I screwed up. The new FA banner has dive-bombing corgis. I thought they were foxes dressed as sharks.
  
• 16:34:02: I forgot my Buspirone prescription is automatically refilled each month. I kept getting automated calls saying my prescription is ready.
  
• 17:58:58: Just a few minutes until @FlareStarfire's improvisational piano show. Come on by! http://ustre.am/4Ydj
  
• 19:32:55: The "Hillary for President" ads Christine O'Donnell spoke about are like a child's imaginary friend: No one else has seen them.
  
• 19:59:51: RT @Donna_West: How dare Art Robinson talk about to @maddow about interrupting? The rude ass has shouted over her, won't let her ask que ...
  
• 20:04:32: Art Robinson should be thankful he wasn't grilled by Howard Stern. Stern would have cut Robinson's mic & handed his ass to him on a plate.
  
• 20:38:59: RT @NewsFirst5: Newspaper industry reaps benefits from MMJ advertisers http://bit.ly/cCKgVC
  
• 21:01:56: Hearing @ArtRobinson2010 on @maddow reminded me of Shirley MacLaine's interview on Letterman. Why go on a show if you just insult the host?
  
• 22:11:07: I'm doing the Word Of The Day this week for Toastmasters. I chose the word "milieu" (mil-yŏŏ'): A person's social setting or environment.
  
• 22:12:52: "The supportive milieu created by my online friends has kept my spirits up through hard times."
  
• 22:42:50: Total calories: 2,031. A late night tipple of coffee-flavored brandy put me over a bit. Also had more juice in place of diet soda.
  
• 22:49:37: Art Robinson's @maddow spot also reminded me of Dana Carvey's Ross Perot bit: "'CAN I FINISH?' No one was talking but him for 20 minutes!"
  
• 23:16:36: @maddow Art Robinson perfectly illustrated the "duck, squirm and run" method you discussed... or in his case "duck, squirm and whine."
  

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From Twitter 10-06-2010

• 09:18:42: Preparing to do the three S's: Shave shower and suit up for job interview.
  
• 10:58:52: 48 wpm, but only 61% on listening test.
  
• 12:56:49: Back from interview/skills tests at Chef's Catalog. I'm worried about the 61% score on my listening test, but everything else went smoothly.
  
• 13:25:59: Power corrupts. Absolute power corrups absolutely. (Snorkel for Mr. Grainger.)
  
• 13:57:18: I need to take my gray suit to the tailor to shorten the pants legs by about 3-4 inches.
  
• 16:12:35: What was that? I wasn't listening. http://j.mp/aKg3G4
  
• 16:21:13: I finally got #newtwitter for this account.
  
• 16:53:08: RT @matthewebel: OH: "Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a BMW."
  
• 17:58:27: The tails of the foxes on the new FA banner look like they've got flames shooting out their butts. It's like the Yappy Fox Navy!
  
• 18:10:29: #nowplaying M.C. Pelosi - "Doo-doo on your shoe-shoe, tattoo you with Jiu-jitsu."
  
• 19:30:16: Fox News recently reported a Weekly World News story about Los Angeles buying jet packs. This according to L.A. city spokesman Baba Booey.
  
• 20:59:00: Today's calories: 1,644. Today's fortune cookie: Choosing what you want to do, and when to do it, is an act of creation.
  

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From Twitter 10-05-2010

• 00:28:12: Monday's total calories: 1,620. I'll be applying for a few customer service positions Tuesday.
  
• 14:02:59: Applied at Luce Research and Chef's Catalog. Interviews scheduled with both! Chef's Catalog interview is tomorrow morning.
  
• 14:21:13: I had slept in until10:30 this morning. When I got home from the job applications, I realized I had forgotten to eat breakfast.
  
• 14:57:57: I hate when people downplay someone's death by saying "He/she didn't cure cancer or anything." Neither has anyone else who died so far.
  
• 18:38:10: I love this fortune cookie!: "You always have the right answers. Some people just ask the wrong questions."
  
• 20:06:06: Hey @matthewebel @bucktowntiger is rockin' your shirt right now! in short shorts! http://ustre.am/2xrx
  
• 21:36:24: RT @the_gman: RT @39News: Hunt for the Stolen Beaver.... http://bit.ly/9W5nM4
  
• 21:40:38: Total calories: 1,670. I found an hors d'oeuvres recipe I could use for an upcoming Halloween party.
  
• 23:35:13: I'd better iron my other dress shirt before bed. The one I wore today has 2 stretched buttonholes (from when I was 40 pounds heavier.)
  

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From Twitter 10-04-2010

• 12:29:25: I forgot to visit a few companies to drop off resumes last week due to the KRCC drive. I'll be sure to do this on Tuesday.
  
• 13:03:51: #liesyoushouldntfallfor "Yes, we're a pyramid scheme, but it's an INVERTED pyramid. You're actually at the top."
  

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From Twitter 10-03-2010

• 06:17:36: Split shift today, with only 2 hours of sleep. Hopefully I won't fall asleep during the second shift.
  
• 10:40:01: @2_gryphon I'd love to see how the #anfalia tweeters would have handled the problems (finding new hotel, etc.) Props for your hard work!
  
• 12:52:39: Round two at KRCC. Managed a 30-minute nap before getting a tandem wake-up call from neighbors' kids and dogs.
  
• 12:57:08: Listening to "Thomas Jefferson Hour." Great points about how some people automatically agree with talk show hosts' opinions without...
  
• 12:58:00: ...doing their own research, and how the hosts never (or hardly ever) apologize for any false statements they make.
  
• 12:58:39: I'm nowhere near Aurora, Twitter. WTF?!
  
• 13:37:09: A couple of lists http://j.mp/cxWJNB
  
• 14:25:49: I just realized today is the second anniversary of my last workday at Metro Networks. I can't believe I still haven't found a new job.
  
• 14:41:26: Dawn French is currently trending. "French & Saunders/Bop-ba-do-be-ooo/French & Saunders/Bop-ba-do-be-ooo..."
  
• 22:07:42: Total calories: 1,957. I missed the first 30 minutes of Funday Pawpet Show, but I added another 3-1/2 hours to my upcoming time card. $$$!
  

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From Twitter 10-02-2010

• 18:26:53: I saw a former boss's house for sale on the web. I've been inside it a few times and it's really nice. It's selling for almost $4-million.
  
• 20:31:32: Today's calories: 1,790. Average for the week: 1,771. After gaining a bit earlier this week, I'm back down to 302 lbs.
  

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From Twitter 10-01-2010

• 15:16:16: Several people couldn't make it to Toastmasters today. I evaluated another speaker (my first time doing so.)
  
• 16:11:13: I got into a minor accident while driving to Toastmasters. No one was injured. Just a damaged rear-view mirror & some paint scratches.
  
• 23:57:54: Friday's calories: 1,403. At least something went right today (well, 3 things including the Toastmasters meeting and not being injured.)
  

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Personal note

Note to self: The next time you decide to open Pandora's box, don't throw away the lid in case you want to close it later!

Game Show History, September 26-October 2

SEPTEMBER 26:
1969: Eye Guess (NBC) ends
1969: The Match Game (NBC) ends
1986: Press Your Luck (CBS) ends

SEPTEMBER 28:
1987: Lingo debuts (Syn)

SEPTEMBER 29:
1969: Sale Of The Century debuts (Original NBC run)
1986: Chain Reaction debuts (USA Network)

OCTOBER 2:
1890: Groucho Marx (comedian, You Bet Your Life host) born
1961: Password debuts (CBS daytime)
1978: Jeopardy! (Syn revival) debuts

From Twitter 09-30-2010

• 14:27:52: #octoberwish A new job.
  
• 14:41:16: Any vicious pumas in the crevices?
  
• 20:57:36: RT @kktv11news: Charity-minded callers are getting intercepted by a phone-sex line because of a typo on Chad Ochocinco's Cereal boxes.
  
• 21:01:57: (Orlando Sentinel) Ochocinco’s new cereal line had incorrect phone no. that linked callers to phone sex line. http://snipurl.com/17x9ny
  
• 21:20:02: @KeithOlbermann It could have been worse. The "acorn condom" judge could have been from Blue Ball, PA.
  
• 21:34:08: (Post 2,502) Today's total calories: 1,754. I must be getting better. Seeing the Kevin Bacon bust made out of bacon hasn't made me hungry.
  
• 21:38:33: Is Rupert Murdoch a real person? He looks like a wax figure that's half-melted.
  
• 21:56:46: I don't have #newtwitter yet, but my "alter ego" just got it!
  

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