- 10:25:13: RT @jimmycarr: Shakespeare goes into a pub. Barman says ‘Get out, you’re Bard.’ The old ones are the best and that’s got to be at least ...
- 19:29:44: I just have to be working on the night David Sedaris is doing a show in town! :-P
- 19:33:48: I need to dine at Jack Quinn's sometime next week. The gift certificate I have expires on the 30th.
- 20:33:20: It's snowing tonight, and rain/snow is in the forecast for the next few days. I guess the groundhog is getting rusty.
- 20:36:47: Antoine Dodson arrested for possession of marijuana. "Hide your lids, hide your pipe, and hide your roaches..."
- 22:57:18: Weekly calorie average: 1,898.7. Days above 2,000 calories: 2. I remembered to prop open my under-sink cabinets to prevent frozen pipes.
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