- 11:15:40: @WheelofFortune Blind Justice Of The Peace
- 12:20:14: Reviews from "guests" at Osama's Abbottabad (doo-doooo-doo-doo-doo!) compound on Google Maps: http://snipurl.com/27sxpn
- 13:42:33: @DumaAlexanders Remember to think positive thoughts, like your upcoming move in June. Hope you feel better soon! *hugs*
- 14:42:48: A mistyped Spanish Tweet which supposedly said "Sadly, I do not understand English." was translated as "Sadly, I do not understand groin."
- 15:09:24: RT @ebertchicago: Memo to Pakistan: The target of our unauthorized raid into your country made an unauthorized raid into ours. See how i ...
- 15:17:46: Giddy-Up, Manya's Pony, No Soup For You, and Poppy Peed On My New Sofa with Hello Newman bringing up the rear. #SeinfeldDerbyHorseNames
- 15:22:53: The Panties Your Mother Laid Out For You, Marble Rye, Gonorrhea From A Tractor, Master Of The House #SeinfeldDerbyHorseNames
- 16:14:44: @WheelofFortune Cinnamon roll up your sleeves
- 22:12:58: I bought 2 boxes of appetite-suppression bars: cinnamon roll (1st time) & cocoa chip (tried before.) The cinnamon roll bars are really good.
- 22:14:23: Woof! If I'd known the cologne I bought was this strong, I would have only given myself one small spray instead of two big ones.
- 23:16:29: RT @rolandsmartin: Why is it an issue that the judge who struck down the ban on gay marriage in California gay? This is pretty stupid
- 23:16:40: RT @rolandsmartin: So if a heterosexual judge upheld the ban on gay marriage, would that be an issue? Proponents of the law are shameful ...
- 23:16:48: RT @rolandsmartin: Why should a gay judge recuse himself in this case if a heterosexual judge shouldn't recuse himself or herself?
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