- 11:15:40: RT @jimmycarr: May is National Egg Month and National Asparagus Month. So I guess it’s also National ‘I’d give it 5 minutes before you g ...
- 17:16:54: I hate the fact that I can't find a j0b, yet people who clearly don't care about good customer service remain empl0yed.
- 17:18:23: I'm having anxiety attacks again. The program I normally listen to to relax is off this week.
- 18:51:16: RT @JohnFugelsang: Anybody who keeps catnip, oregano & weed in the same drawer deserves exactly what they get.
- 20:38:37: Weekly calorie average: 1,879.9. Days above 2,000 calories: 2 (2,275 and 2,006.)
- 20:41:02: RT @JohnFugelsang: a girl asked me to share a violent fantasy so I described FDR bitch-smacking the modern oil industry.
- 21:57:35: CNBC is airing a documentary called "Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room." The title sounds a bit sarcastic, like "The Fattest Supermodel."
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