From Twitter 05-04-2011

• 00:17:34: It's a miracle! My laptop didn't disconnect at all from the WiFi tonight. That usually happens at least once on Tuesdays.
  
• 13:03:07: @WheelofFortune Inspirational Teacher
  
• 13:10:34: It seems about 20-30% of Twitterers who put "Christian" or "patriot" in their bios act like neither.
  
• 13:41:49: RT @matthewebel: Like releasing photos of bin Laden's corpse would convince doubters? Hang on, let me fire up photoshop so I can prove I ...
  
• 14:00:56: "These guests my neighbor has over must be huge Native American history buffs. They keep mentioning Geronimo." #OsamaNeighborTweet
  
• 14:04:29: "Pheeew! What did my neighbor have for breakfast? It smells like something died over there." #OsamaNeighborTweet
  
• 14:05:19: "Hey, neighbor? Allah akbar and all that, but I don't need to hear your Backstreet Boys CDs blasting at 2 AM." #OsamaNeighborTweet
  
• 14:32:34: RT @lizzwinstead: How fucked is your life that you are complaning you can't gaze upon what's left of a monsters face. #GhoulPorn #WhatD ...
  
• 15:46:24: RT @ShandiMissUSA: Genius! RT @TheRandomWords: I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks w/ his head but dies when he touches ...
  
• 15:50:33: #sotellmewhy Superman can stand there while bullets bounce off his chest, but he ducks when the bad guy throws the gun at him.
  
• 17:55:03: RT @BriereBear: @lawrence For @SarahPalinUSA to want OBL photos released says she does not TRUST our president and Navy SEALs! Patriot ...
  
• 18:00:01: If a madman falls in the desert and several soldiers were around to see it, will the "deathers" stop making a sound?
  
• 18:01:23: barelylegalcamels.com? RT @realjeffreyross I can't wait to find out what kind of porn was on Osama Bin Laden's computer.
  
• 20:19:14: *Hits rewind and pause on the DVR for 90 seconds, so he can zoom through annoying commercials.*
  
• 21:03:37: RT @naneenoo: .@DumpDTrump Did you know that Trump is a British slang for fart? Looks like those Brits knew what a windbag he was befor ...
  
• 21:09:33: The irony of seeing someone Tweet an uneducated opinion, then seeing his bio state he hopes to return to school one day.
  
• 21:58:23: RT @jazgar: Losing their religion: dissing Navy SEALs is a GOP mistake http://bit.ly/kb7a7e House GOP refuses resolution 2 honor Navy SE ...
  

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